Essays de Skyler

Essay by: Fat Kitty Mew! Mew! I don’t really know who this Skyler fellow is, but I do know what food is! So I am going to write my essay about that instead. Then I will go back and replace “food” with “Skyler” and that will do. Skyler is pretty much the greatest thing ever. In fact, Skyler is so good that I can not have enough of it. Skyler is awesome in every form. In fact, I want some right now. Be right back. OK, I had to take a Skyler-break. Except I might have a problem. I love Skyler SO much that I have become very, very fat. See where I said “Be right back.”? That actually took me an hour to walk over to my Skylerdish and come back, and it is only 2 feet away. Well…I don’t actually walk. It is more like controlled rolling. My legs just aren’t long enough. Either way, that aside, I just wanted to put my two cents in because I love Skyler. Skyler, Skyler, Skyler! Defiantly my favorite thing EVER! So I hope you all think Skyler is as awesome as I do, because to me, Skyler is not just something you need to live. It is something to live for.